Fortunes 2015

Each year, for the past few years, I’ve recorded fortunes from fortune cookies as they were received over the course of the year, arranged in couplets. Here are the fortunes for 2015. Enjoy!

FORTUNES 2015

You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
Happy life is just in front of you.

Where there is will, there is way.
You will soon be crossing the great waters.

You will soon be crossing the great waters.
Your heart is pure, your mind clear, and your soul devout.

Serious trouble will bypass you.
Your success in life must be earned with earnest effort.

Good sense is the master of human life.
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

You are original and creative.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.

You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages.

Have a beautiful day.
Practice makes perfect.

Handsome is that handsome does.
You will enjoy good health.

You will win success in whatever calling you accept.
You are kind hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked.

Share your joys and sorrows with your family.
Now is the time to try something new.

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

Get your mind set—confidence will lead you on.
You will always be surrounded by true friends.

Your mind is creative, original and alert.
Your present plans are going to succeed.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

You will be showered with good luck.
A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth.

If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted.
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty.
You will have many friends when you need them.

An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Good things are being said about you.

Don’t be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.

Watch your relations with other people carefully, be reserved.
A carrot a day may keep cancer away.

You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
The job is well done.

Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go.
Many new friends will soon be attracted to your friendly and charming ways.

Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go.
You will be fortunate in everything.

You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
What’s vice today may be virtue tomorrow.

The night life is for you.
The only rose without a thorn is friendship.

You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
All your hard work will soon pay off.

The weather is wonderful.
You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.

You are demonstrative with those you love.
If you continually give, you will continually have.

Where there is will, there is way.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.

The star of riches is shining on you.
If you continually give, you will continually have.

You will be happy in receipt of good news.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.
A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.

Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Good things are being said about you.
Good news will be brought to you by mail.

A carrot a day may keep cancer away.
A carrot a day may keep cancer away.

Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked.
If you continually give, you will continually have.

You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
You should be able to undertake and complete anything.

Working hard will make you live a happy life.
A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you.

A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.

You have a yearning for perfection.
God will help you overcome any hardship.

You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

Every friend joys in your success.
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships
You will make a profitable investment.

You will have no problems in your home.
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.

You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
The job is well done.

 

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