FORTUNES 2016

Each year for the past few years, I’ve recorded the fortunes from fortune cookies in the order they were received, arranged as couplets. Here are the fortunes from 2016.

FORTUNES 2016

 

Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical.
You will enjoy good health.

You will have a pleasant trip.
Keep your plans secret for now.

An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Keep your feet on the ground even though your friends flatter you.

Speak only well of people and you need never whisper.
You are one of the people who “goes places in life.”

Wish you happiness.
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

Time is the wisest counselor.
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

You will be successful in your work.
You look pretty.

You look pretty.
Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.

Time is the wisest counselor.
The job is well done.

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.

Great thoughts come from the heart.
The physician heals, nature makes well.

You are heading in the right direction.
You always bring others happiness.

You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

You will always be successful in your professional career.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.

You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
You are one of the people who goes places in life.

You are original and creative
Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.

Serious trouble will bypass you.
Happy life is just in front of you.

The joyfulness of man prolongs his days.
You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability.

Practice makes perfect.
Your luck has been completely changed today.

You will enjoy good health.
The time is right to make new friends.

Every friend joys in your success.
Your luck has been completely changed today.

You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.
A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth.

Your principles mean more to you than any money or success.
It is a nice day.

A carrot a day may keep cancer away.
You will make a change for the better.

There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
You always bring others happiness.

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
Every friend joys in your success.

The time is right to make new friends.
A healthy body will benefit you forever.

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
You are going to take a trip to the seaside.

Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
You have a friendly heart and are well admired.

A healthy body will benefit you forever.
You are going to take a trip to the seaside.

Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.

Get your mind set…confidence will lead you on.
Good news will come to you by mail.

Pray for what you want, but work for what you need.
A good time to finish up old tasks.

At 20 years of age, the will reigns; at 30, the wit; at 40, the judgment.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

Confucius say: show-off always shown up in showdown.
You have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective.

You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

You are vigorous in words and action.
You have inexhaustible wisdom and power.

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability.

An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Watch your relations with other people carefully, be reserved.

From now on your kindness will lead you to success.
Your life will be happy and peaceful.

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and soul devout.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.

Do not be afraid of competition.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
A good time to finish up old tasks.

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